He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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