jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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