I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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