Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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