at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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