North Korea, Best Korea!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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