dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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