Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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