Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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