I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
wow bdsm is so cute
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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