The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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