He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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