Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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