I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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