Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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