I need help removing her.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
My pussy is not your playground.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk