She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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