so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job