Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me. http://tfl.nu/mpf5
  Replies (5) Good night (1060) Bad night (1872)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop... http://tfl.nu/9vfi
  Replies (3) Good night (2566) Bad night (478)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well. http://tfl.nu/xnfi
  Replies (46) Good night (4405) Bad night (1881)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes http://tfl.nu/1teg
  Replies (9) Good night (4327) Bad night (836)
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!" http://tfl.nu/pxgz
  Replies (9) Good night (2779) Bad night (1296)
• Favorite

  (870): View more from Arkansas

  Either way, he made a blog for his cat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (870): Either way, he made a blog for his cat. http://tfl.nu/y9xq
  Replies (4) Good night (1331) Bad night (3486)
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone. http://tfl.nu/xun1
  Replies (4) Good night (2066) Bad night (809)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car http://tfl.nu/ipv6
  Replies (3) Good night (2050) Bad night (692)
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.

  (1-925): View more from California

  We just have a real special relationship.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar. (1-925): We just have a real special relationship. http://tfl.nu/gnex
  Replies (11) Good night (2608) Bad night (669)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE http://tfl.nu/8spd
  Replies (17) Good night (998) Bad night (1970)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you (860): I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this. http://tfl.nu/r7r6
  Replies (5) Good night (1422) Bad night (500)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine. http://tfl.nu/uhg6
  Replies (5) Good night (1315) Bad night (801)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over. http://tfl.nu/zav4
  Replies (1) Good night (813) Bad night (1524)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat http://tfl.nu/ph0q
  Replies (5) Good night (597) Bad night (348)
• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms. http://tfl.nu/bqwg
  Replies (5) Good night (665) Bad night (329)

Randomize