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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."

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• (210): View more from Texas

  this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes

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• (914): View more from New York

  No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I demand visitation hours with the duck.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...

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• (903): View more from Texas

  He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.

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