Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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