I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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