forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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