Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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