do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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