we made out on top of his cat.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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