so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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