she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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