What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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