I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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