I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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