just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
