NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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