Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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