I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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