Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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