it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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