Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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