Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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