Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When did we convert life to cartoon?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
