OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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