i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I have all the porn. Be there soon
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