He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Randomize
