what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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