so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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