is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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