if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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