Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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