When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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