honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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