Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
