I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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