she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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