i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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