It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.