Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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