Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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